September 17th Humor

Your babysitter just called, she wants to know where you keep the fire extinguisher.

The NFL is, of course, coming under a lot of fire. Today it came out that law enforcement sent a copy of the Ray Rice video to NFL headquarters back in April. Then the NFL commissioner apologized, saying the video got buried in the stack of other illegal things NFL players are doing.

* A friend announced that she had started a fire in her microwave. She explained: “I needed so many paper towels to absorb the grease when cooking bacon, I thought I’d save money and use newspaper.”   “Did you ruin the oven?” I asked. “Well,” she continued reluctantly, “not the first time.”