September 19th Humor

* One Moscow father was complimenting his comrade on the fine sons he had raised. He said, “You must be really proud of your boys. One is a people’s doctor and one is a people’s lawyer and one is a people’s artist. “They are fine boys.” the father said, “but the one I am proudest of is in America.” “Oh, What does he do in America?”   “He sends money to us every month so that we all can eat the people’s food.”

@ My friend Kathy and her children had been visiting her parents for the day. Before leaving, Kathy started washing her kids sticky handprints from the picture window. “Leave those alone,” said her mother. “But, mom.” Kathy protested, “when we were little, fingerprints drove you crazy.” “I know,” her mother said. “But you lived here and could always make more.”

As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.