September 20 Humor

* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not who he was. The coach responded, “Good, Tell him he is Wayne Gretzky. ”

@ I was in a mess. My career as an artist was going nowhere, my horseback riding was no longer fulfilling and in general I felt unattractive. My husband did his best to be supportive: “You’re a great artist, “You’re a wonderful equestrian, “You’re the most beautiful woman I know.” One day, after another bad ride I told him my horse in depressed. “How do I cheer up a horse?” I asked. He shared his secret: “Tell her she’s a great horse and that she looks beautiful.”

@ “What’s the usual tip,” the man growled at the college boy delivering his pizza. “Well, the student replied, this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.”   “Is that so? Well in. that case, here here is five dollars.”  “‘Thanks,” the student said, “I’ll put it in my college fund.”   ” By the way, what are you studying?”    “Psychology.”