September 22 Humor

* Once during the Lincoln Douglas Debates, Abe was accused of being two faced, Without hesitation he replied, “If I was really two faced, would I be wearing this one?”

@ One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer. A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud. “Low Cholesterol, Low Sodium, reduced fat. Ice cream” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.

# An airline reservation clerk was mailing a large package at the post office where I work. “Would you like to send this first class?” I inquired. I weighed the parcel with the postage displayed on the computer screen. She studied the screen for a moment and then said, “I don’t know how much is coach?”