September 22nd Humor

* Lincoln called in two senators to discuss who he should choose as the Indian commissioner. Lincoln outlined his criteria to the senators: “The commissioner should be pure minded, moral, a Christian man, frugal and self sacrificing”. The senator responded, “You won’t find him in Washington’. Lincoln asked “Why not,”  The senator replied, “because he died about 1800 years ago.”

@ One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer. A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud. “Low Cholesterol, Low Sodium, Reduced fat. Ice cream” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.

A young man came home from school proudly telling his dad he got a part in the school play. The dad asked, “What part do you play?”  The son explained he was to be the part of a man that was married for 25 years.  The father tried to give him some benevolent advice. “That is a good start son, maybe next year you will get a speaking part.”