September 22nd Humor

Q: What happens after you eat an entire half gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?  A: You get Breyer’s remorse!

A young man came home from school proudly telling his dad he got a part in the school play. The dad asked, “What part do you play?”  The son explained he was to be the part of a man that was married for 25 years.  The father tried to give him some benevolent advice. “That is a good start son, maybe next year you will get a speaking part.”

* Once during the Lincoln Douglas Debates, Abe was accused of being two faced, Without hesitation he replied, “If I was really two faced, would I be wearing this one?”