September 23 Humor

* The Psychiatrist said, “Congratulations you are cured.” The patient replied, “Some cure, before I was Julius Caesar and ruled the world, now I am a nobody.”

@ Never pick a fight with an ugly person; they’ve got nothing to lose.

# Visiting with some lady friends the woman told them when she got married she told her husband she wished he was a singer that he could sing her to sleep every night. Now she said “I wish he was a chiropractor.”