September 23rd Humor

* The Psychiatrist said, “Congratulations you are cured.” The patient replied, “Some cure, before I was Julius Caesar and ruled the world, now I am a nobody.”

@ Never pick a fight with an ugly person; they’ve got nothing to lose.

One afternoon one of my college students stopped by after class. On my desk was a coffee mug with the Weight Watchers logo emblazoned on it. He stopped looked at it, then looked at me and said, “My mom used to go there. It did not help her either.”