September 25 Humor

@ My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility, and besides, I think she hated me.

# Supreme court justice Frankfruter was asked by one his friends to officiate at their daughters wedding. He declined saying that he was not authorized to perform weddings. The host incredulously asked, “A Supreme court justice and you can’t perform a wedding. Why is that?”  He answered , “I guess they do not consider that a federal offense.”

% Mark Twain was famous for debating people. He got into a debate with a Mormon about polygamy. The Moroman asked Twain, “Can you tell me one verse of the bible that says polygamy is forbidden?:” Twain sucked up a deep breath and said, “Sure it says in there somewhere, No man can serve two masters.”