September 27th Humor

@ The reason Congressmen try so hard to get reelected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws that they have  passed.

My partner and I were in our patrol car and we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, the problem was quickly resolved. While leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of the turn-of-the-century home and reached for I thought was the front door. Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say, “and if you have any more problems we will be… in your closet.”

Our daughter was at an Army retreat in the back woods of Georgia for a leadership training exercise. She had to spend 6 weeks living in the woods in primitive conditions. She called home one weekend and explained she had met one of the men and she was interested in him. She explained, “But because we are not allowed to wear makeup, he really has no idea what I look like.”