September 28th Humor

* Do you know the difference between Washington and Las Vegas? In Las Vegas the drunks gamble with their own money.

# There was an elderly San Diego gentlemen that was told by his doctor to lose weight and get more exercise. A friend who knew of the situation discovered him sitting on the beach under an umbrella watching the girls going by.  “Abey you told me you was going to get some more exercise.”  “Vell, that’s right”. “You never gonna get exercise sitting on the beach.”  “That’s where you are wrong Ralph. I come down here every day to watch these girls in their bikinis and I walk three miles each way.”

While I was in line to check into a motel, I over heard the couple on front of me asking for a king sized bed, then a queen sized bed. The clerk apologized and said all they had left were rooms with twin beds. The man remarked, “I don’t know, we have been together sharing the same bed for 44 years” The wife volunteered, “Could you push the two of them together?” I thought that was very romantic for these old folks. The wife then finished her thought, “because if he snores, I need to be able to punch him.”