September 30th Humor

* I don’t want to say that inflation is running away, but at the mall I saw gumball machine that took dollar bills.

@ Every night after a work a man would stop into the bar and order two martini’s. He would drink the one and then slide into the next seat and drink the second one. The bartender asked him why he performed this ritual. He explained his drinking buddy had moved down south so he was having one drink for himself and one for his buddy. This went on for months and one evening the customer came in and ordered one martini. The bartender trying to be very concerned asked if the customer’s buddy had passed away the customer replied, “Oh no, I had to quit drinking.”

* A small boy stood by the department store escalator apparently eagerly waiting for some great event. The floor walker came up as the young man was studying the rubber handrail coming up out of the floor. “Is there something wrong son,” he asked. The boy replied, “Nope, I am just waiting for my gum to come back around again.”