September 6th Humor

A coed was trying to convince her father on the phone that she needed to buy a sweat suit to exercise in. The father suggested that she had enough clothes that she could wear to go jogging. He asked, “Why can you just run in your jeans and a t-shirt?” The young lady explained, “Dad, you have to wear a sweat suit, otherwise no one knows you are exercising. They just think you are late.”

After waiting more than an hour and a half for Saturday night date, my friend Paula decided she’d been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into a nightshirt and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned yourself to an evening of television. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV and the doorbell rang, There stood her date. He took one look at her and she asked, “I’m two hours late and you’re still not ready.”

@ “Four long years of college,” sighed the girl graduate, “and who has it gotten me?”