Snowmageddon crushes Seattle

Snowmageddon crushes Seattle

It doesn’t usually snow that often or that much in Seattle, so when it does, you have to excuse us for being a little bit inexperienced in how to handle an actual winter storm. Daniel Silvermint, a transplant to Seattle, went to Twitter to “document” Seattleites trying to prepare for the winter blast. “I’ve never witnessed anything quite like Seattle grocery stores when locals are preparing to brave 4-5 inches of snow. Like, people are stocking up on emergency tomatoes and leaving water jugs on the shelves.”

Here is some of Daniel’s tweet:

“A snowplow just went by, but honestly I think they were just skipping town. They’ll be the only survivor when this is done.”

“No one living on a hill will ever be heard from again. Years from now, puzzled archaeologists will explore the ruins.”

“Gluten-free breadlines.”

“My district has announced that schools will reopen never. Please educate your children any way you see fit.”

“Presently, everyone in Seattle is [1] dying and [2] hoping it’ll eventually snow the predicted amount because we were expecting to have Monday off.”