Sorry, it is just not your day
There is an old saying that somedays you get the bear…and some days the bear gets you. We have all had them, although I hope you are not theft inclined. Our first candidate for being stopped by reality is an unnamed citizen of Perth, Australia. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt…he was down on his luck and has seen so many videos of successful looting in the US that he figured he could just do what the Yanks do. Here is the video.
Inside “The Bottle-O Beechboro” liquor store, the man moves forward with liquor appearing that he has to pay the bill at the counter. Instead, he is seen rushing towards the front door. Meanwhile, the store employee is engaged in her day-to-day activities. In a few seconds, he realizes that the door is locked. The lady clerk calmly explains that the door will be locked until he pays for the booze or returns it. His consideration at the door is precious and his demeanor on bringing the loot back to his “mother” is wonderful… he gave the ten-pack of bourbon and cola back to the store employee standing at the counter… While this would not be really safe or legal in the US, wanna bet they have less shoplifting with doors that lock from the inside?
No one is perfect and let’s first applaud our second star. This young lady was trying to stay fit. Her chance in the international spotlight is courtesy of the overhead security camera at the gym. Alyssa Konkel shared video footage of her embarrassing moment at the gym last month. The 26-year-old Illinois woman was working out on a treadmill when suddenly she lost her footing and tripped. In a video Konkel Shared here, she can be seen holding on to the machine trying to regain her footing before the conveyor belt pulls her leggings down to below her knees, exposing her tiny briefs and butt. At that moment, she lets go of the treadmill and slides to the ground, gets up and immediately pulls her pants up. “I was just running at the gym and my pants got sucked off!” Konkel said.
The machine was reportedly set to “level 10” which she admitted was “very fast” for her. Beside being embarrassed Alyssa reflected: “I hurt myself — my face, lip, knees and shins are skinned,” Konkel said. She added she was “so embarrassed” she had to “leave immediately,” although the gym was not crowded that day. At the “tail end” of the video, another woman can be seen coming to her aid.
When you least expect it, your elected, you’re the star today…you’re on candid camera.
Not ready for Candid Camera:
When my girlfriend’s father asked me what I do for a living, I was embarrassed to say that I work at McDonald’s, so instead, I said …”I handle transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company on a daily basis and help provide around $2 billion to the US economy each year.”
Last year I entered the New York City marathon. The race started, and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?”
I replied, “You really want to know?”
Then I dropped out of the race.
A man comes home from church with two black eyes.
His wife takes one look at him and exclaims, “how in the world did you get two black eyes at church!?”
“Well” the man answers, “When we stood up to pray, I noticed that the woman in front of me had the back of her dress tucked into her pantyhose. I didn’t want to embarrass her by telling her, so I reached forward and pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“That explains one black eye” said his wife, “So how did you get the other one?”
“I thought she must have wanted it there, so I put it back!”
June 9th Birthdays
1981 – Natalie Portman, 1989 – Mae Whitman, 1986 – Ashley Postell, 1990 – Logan Brownin
1961 – Michael j. Fox, 1934 – Jackie Mason , 1934 – Donald Duck, 1915 – Les Paul