The North Pole Police
Lots of good little boys and girls are doing their Christmas shopping. Part of Christmas, of course is decorating and getting the right tree for your house. Safeway supermarkets in California were making that shopping easier by having an assortment of Christmas trees and wreaths displayed right in front of the regular store. Get your groceries and take a wreath home in one stop. People thought this was a great convenience.
A couple of people really thought it would be convenient, so they came to the store at night after hours. The filled their pickup truck with 24 trees and four crates of live Christmas wreaths …when nobody was looking??? But Santa knew they were being bad boys and girls.
So Santa, carrying a 9MM under his red suit when he came to their house and asked to “Check their chimney” kind of. Along with a couple of full sized, blue suited helpers. They checked the garage and the pickup truck and “Bless my soul” they found the trees and the unopened crates of wreaths. It seems Santa’s elves have security cameras that can even read license plates. So there really wasn’t much of mystery about these bad boys and girls. The video below, posted to Facebook, is set to the soundtrack of “You’re a Mean One, Mister Grinch.” It did make good TV though to see Santa taking Joshua Gonzales and Kayla Daniels in handcuffs, to the North pole of Southern California. On suspicion of grand theft and conspiracy. The heist had retail value of $2400.
Oh, Oh, Oh
Santa Claus is near
I can sense his presents.
“How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?”
“About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.”
Ladies! Please stop asking Santa Claus for the perfect man!
I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!
I took my son to see Santa Claus yesterday and he stank of booze and cigarettes.
Heaven only knows what Santa Claus thought of him.
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet.
December 15th Birthdays
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