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An airline passenger embarrassed his wife and behaved like an overgrown child by freaking out about a crying toddler on a recent flight. The incident, which was captured on video, happened during a Southwest Airlines flight to Orlando from Palm Beach, Florida, according to reports. The unnamed passenger grew angry about the crying and started swearing at the baby and its parents before flight attendants stepped in. The man can be overheard yelling he paid for a comfortable flight and that the child had been crying for 40 minutes. Attempts to calm the passenger didn’t work. “I’m not screaming. Do you want me to scream? I’ll f—— scream,” “We are in a f—— tin can with a baby in a goddamn echo chamber and you wanna talk to me about being f—— okay?” The woman beside him, reportedly his wife, looked very embarrassed and unhappy about his display. The person filming can also be heard laughing throughout the entire incident. Eventually the man was escorted out at the Orlando airport by police and security. Southwest said, “We commend our crew for exhibiting outstanding professionalism while handling a challenging situation, and we offer our apologies to the other customers onboard who had to experience such unacceptable behavior.”
A man with bleached blonde hair, a baseball cap and an American accent stormed to the front of the economy class in the Boeing 777, which had landed after a two-and-a -half hour flight from Bangkok in Thailand to Singapore. The passenger claimed that he had been asking for water for two hours before a drink was handed to him. The company said: ‘After his multiple requests for alcohol, our cabin crew assessed the situation and politely declined to serve him alcohol to ensure the safety of the other customers on board the flight. The person who filmed the outburst said: “This crazy passenger threatened to knock over the Singapore Airlines crew if he did not give him water. ‘The seat belt sign was still on and he was supposed to be seated.” He said: ‘You actually think I’m going to listen, right? Why don’t you get me water you f***ing idiot. Get me water”. The misbehaving traveler was even heard mocking the Asian air host’s accent by mimicking his replies as he tried to placate him. After two hours I get water, wow’. After taking a swig of the drink, the passenger was then escorted off the plane by auxiliary police officers, prompting a round of applause from other passengers. The passenger who filmed the outburst said: ‘He wasted all the passengers’ time.”
A series of viral videos posted on social media detailed the altercation between a couple, another passenger and a flight attendant while the plane was on the ground at Trenton Mercer Airport in New Jersey last week. The flight, bound for Atlanta, allegedly started because the couple was arguing with a flight attendant over a seat. Another passenger, however, allegedly got involved and started antagonizing the couple. It’s unclear why the other passenger got involved. A woman is yelling at another passenger, who is sitting a few rows behind her, telling her to mind her own business. “The fact that you are requesting us to get off is ridiculous,” the woman told the flight attendant, according to the video. “He literally has not done anything wrong.” As the woman was leaving, she yelled back at the passenger again, saying, “We have been asking you to mind your own business this whole plane ride.” “She needs to get off the plane if anything,” referring to the woman a few rows behind her. A few moments later, video shows another passenger calling for a vote. “If you can hear me and want her removed from the flight, raise your hand. I’m not even kidding,” he said. ” I got 40 hands up.” The passenger was then seen grabbing her bag from the overhead bin and being escorted off the plane by a crew member.
Mis popularity
I was part of the crew on a very long commercial flight; we had on board an irate first-class passenger who could not be pleased. “I’m going to have your job,” he finally exploded at one of the flight attendants. “Sir,” she replied politely, “you’re going to love it. You meet the nicest people.”
There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink?
Designated Drivers.
A father was very happy that his wife had given him five children. So proud in fact he called her Mother of Five wherever they went. As one might imagine the mother was not so keen on this nickname. One evening they were leaving a party and as his usual, the father called to his wife “Are you ready to leave, Mother of Five?”
Finally annoyed and fed up with all of this the wife called back, “Yes, father of two!”
How do you measure the obnoxiousness of middle-aged white women?
In degrees Karenheit.
May 9th Birthdays
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