June 2nd Humor
I was walking through an Iranian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on. I said, “Congratulations, I see you won your appeal!”
@ The cable car was already crowded when the very fat woman entered. She stood for a moment glaring at the seated passengers. “Isn’t some gentlemen going to offer me a seat ” she asked? At this, one exceptionally small man rose. “Well,” he said rather shyly, “I’m willing to make a contribution.”
“Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country.”