June 11th Humor

“North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been awarded the highest rank in the country’s military. The decision was praised by everyone from Parliamentary leader Kim Jung Un to opposition leader Kim Jung Un.”

North Korea launched a big long-range missile. It was supposed to scare everybody. It exploded less than a minute after launching. In fact, leader Kim Jung Un was so mad, he went home, kicked his dog, and then ate it.

Why does the North Korean Navy have glass-bottom boats? So they can see their missile program.