What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Pittsburgh fan? A Tattoo.
I was at sea for awhile and passing the galley heard a new recruit ask one of the kitchen workers, “What is the difference between a cook and a chef?” “Simple” answered his buddy, “A chef does not have tattoos.”
Victims of a home robbery in Riverview, Florida. Easily picked out Shawn Roberts from police photos. Turns out, there aren’t too many other people with a map of Florida tattooed on their face. Roberts is still pleading not guilty.
As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattooed on her abdomen. “That sure is a pretty whale,” I commented during the procedure. With a smile she replied, “it used to be a dolphin.”