After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated one-half mile down the road.
Scientists here in California have discovered a rare species of legless lizards. Now don’t confuse that with spineless snakes; those are called congressmen. That’s totally different.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.