Day: March 18, 2022

As bad first dates go, it’s hard to top this story: Wang Pai and a woman known as “Lili”. The two met online and hit it off enough to meet in person in their hometown of Muling City, China, for hot sex. According to the HuffPost story, Wang’s son, Wang Jai (or “Da Jun”), came home, saw the hook-up email on his wife’s computer and followed her to the hotel in hopes of ruining the rendezvous. The two tristees had no idea of the other’s identity when they decided to meet. Wang Pai had used a photo of a fellow army buddy, while Lili had used a fake picture and the name “Ming Chen” during their chats. So you can imagine their surprise when they met and realized she was meeting her father-in-law. Naturally both were shocked when they first laid eyes on each other, Pai admitted. “When I opened the door, I don’t know if she was more surprised or me,” Pai said according to Orange News. Trouble was, it was only when they met in person did they realize that Wang, 57, was the father-in-law of Lili, 28, according to the Daily Star.

Allegedly Wang Pai reports, “She turned round and ran off down the hallway straight into her husband, my son, who had been following her. He started shouting and then he attacked her, and then he attacked me.” Wang Jai allegedly told his cheating wife: “I’m out there working my ass off to earn money, half-dead with fatigue, and all the while you two are messing around.” Wang Jai allegedly knocked out two of his wife’s teeth and gave his father a serious head injury that required him to be taken to the hospital. He was detained for five days by police, the Metro reported.

No word on if there’s any plan for counseling — or a second date.

Oops, wrong number

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

A woman is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.
“This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He’s been caught telling unbelievable lies.”
“I’ll say he has,” the woman replies, “I don’t have a son.”

My grandma always says that she never gets any phone calls:
So, for her birthday, I put one of those ‘How’s my driving?’ bumper stickers on her car.

Asked my iPhone, “Surely, I don’t need an umbrella today, do I?” Siri replied, “Yes, you do and don’t call me Shirley.” It turned out I had left Airplane mode on.

March 18th Birthdays

1963 – Vanessa Williams, 1990 – Lily Collins, 1971 – Queen Latifah, 1997 – Ciara Bravo

1977 – Zdena Chara, 1938 – Charley Pride, 1964 – Connor Byrne, 1951 – Brad Dourif

Morning Motivator:

“If you limit your desires to what seems reasonable or possible,
there is left nothing but a compromise”

Next time, dinner first

Huffington post has disavowed this story and any connection to Hunter Biden.