November 21 Humor

* A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?”   The boy took the cigar out of his mouth. Flicked the ashes on the floor, and asked, “What do you think.”

* I can’t get over the price of cigars. Yesterday I bought a box and told the clerk, “I am sorry all I have is two $100 bills.” He said, “That’s all right you can pay me the rest tomorrow.”

@ The topic of the morning radio show was memorable moments from your first day of school. One girl called in and gave an eloquent report about her first day of school. Impressed, the radio guy asked her how old she was. “12”, answered the vivacious girl. “And what year are you in”? The girl answered,  “2011”.