August 8th Humor

This biker went to a Sturgis store the other day, and was in there for only about 5 minutes.  However, when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.  So the biker went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So the biker called the cop a pencil-necked Nazi. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!  So then the biker called the cop a piece of horse shit. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the cars windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes and the more the biker abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote.  Of course, the biker didn’t care.  His motorcycle was parked around the corner.

For the first time, the Miss America Pageant was not broadcast on network television. It was on the Country Music Channel. You could really tell. Like three of the finalists said that their life’s goal was to be the first to marry outside of their family.

@ I had a cosmic experience walking through the supermarket yesterday. I kept hearing a faint voice calling, “Water, water”. I followed the whisper to the spot where they shelved the Kool Aid.