I need to vote, right now!
Karen Briceno Gonzalez, an employee of the Orange County Supervisor of Elections, said she was processing voter ballots about 2:30 p.m. Tuesday when a man came in with his wife’s driver’s license. The man explained his wife was outside in the car and wanted to cast her vote. “I go, ‘We need her here,’ and he basically told me that’s gonna be a problem because she refuses to go to the hospital until she votes.” The man explained his wife was in labor and insisted on voting before going to the hospital. So the woman in labor filled out her ballot while doing a little controlled breathing. “I understand the importance of this election to some people. I gave her an ‘I Voted’ sticker, and she was on her way to the hospital. She was very happy that she got to vote.” Elections officials said they plan to send the woman a onesie reading “First Vote” for the baby, as well as some “Future Voter” stickers.
Civically humorous:
An older man goes to polling place. He approaches the polling official and ask if his wife already voted. They ask for her full name and sure enough, she had already voted. He said, Oh darn! She died 6 years ago but she keeps voting in every election and I was hoping to see her once again.
The politician was sitting in campaign headquarters when he got the call that he won the election. He immediately picked up the phone and called his mother, “Ma” he shouted, “I won the election.” “Honestly?” She replied. His smile faded, “Aw hell, why bring that up at a time like this!”
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200… I know who I’m voting for…
Coronavirus for president!
Reminding supporters in Milwaukee that Wisconsin allows early voting, Obama said, “You can vote all week — I mean, you can only vote once … This isn’t Chicago.”
August 5th birthdays
1998 – Olivia Holt, 1945 – Loni Anderson, 1957 – Maureen McCormick, 1974 – Kajol
1998 – Adam Irgoyan, 1962 – Patrick Ewing, 1981 – Jesse Williams, 1930 – Neil Armstrong