Doggone bad drivers

Doggone bad drivers

A man from Lakewood, Washington and his dog are now facing charges including DUI, reckless driving, hit-and-run and felony eluding, authorities said. Officers said they found the suspect’s pet pit bull behind the wheel after his 1996 Buick crashed. The car reportedly hit speeds of 109 mph during the chase, and at one point drove on a popular trail for pedestrians and cyclists. State troopers ended the pursuit by throwing down spike strips. “I’ve been a trooper for almost 12 years and I’ve been in a lot of high speed chases, I’ve stopped a lot of cars, and never have I gotten an excuse that they were teaching their dog how to drive.”

In the second video below you will see that Polish drivers are equally creative. The car in the video flew over the road and into a church. The driver had to be cut out of the vehicle embedded in the church wall.

Jokes to match:

A driver picks up a hitchhiker
Hitchhiker: How do you know I’m not a psychopath?
Driver: What are the odds of two psychopaths being in the same car?

People get mad at Tesla drivers for falling asleep behind the wheel.
My car must be broken. Every time I fall asleep while driving it takes me to the hospital.

COP: “When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”
LADY: “You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that old.”

A lot of women are turning into good drivers.
So, if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women!