Look! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a swimming pool

Who would pass up a chance to move into an apartment complex with a nice, big pool? The “Embassy Gardens” is actually two buildings on either side of a street. Each of the 10 story buildings has greenery built into the porches and best of all there is a pool for tenants that spans both buildings across the street 100 feet below. Since the pool is made of clear plastic it provides a beautiful view of the people below and for the folks on the street a view of the swimmers above. The structure is the work of architects Arup Associates, engineers Eckersley O’Callaghan and aquarium designers Reynolds. Arup’s best known project is Sydney Opera House in Australia. The 50-tonne acrylic pool will span the 46 feet between the buildings, with steps and filtration systems sitting either end, and five modes of lighting to add to the feeling of magic.” Alongside the pool will sit a parallel footbridge and in close proximity will be a lounge, oyster bar and orangery. There are 2,000 homes in Embassy Gardens, with prices starting at $1.4 million for a two-bedroom. “Once you swim off, you can look right down. It will be like flying.”

 

Dipping stories

When a woman wears a bikini, she has 90 percent of her body exposed.
Men, being the gentleman that we are, only look at the other 10 percent.

I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.
It was a Lamb Bikini.

A tipsy man staggered out of Embassy Gardens and entered a taxi. “Take me to Embassy Gardens,” he told the cabbie. The cabbie was momentarily confused. They sat in silence for minutes. The cab never moved. Then the cabbie got out, opened the back door and told the guy: “Look. (Pointing), The Embassy Gardens.”
“How much for the fare?” “No charge,” replied the cabbie.
“Thanks. Next time, don’t drive so fast!”

Bikini Waxing,
What a rip off.

 

April 28th Birthdays

1974 – Penelope Cruz, 1981- Jessica Alba, 1960 – Elena Kagan, 1986 – Jenna Ushkowitz
1950 – Jay Leno, 1982 – Harry Shum, Jr., 1978 – Jonathan Scott, 1966 – John Daly

 

Morning Motivator

Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.

 

What a view