Dodging the bull
If you get bored, there is a video below that shows an adventurous man who enjoys being chased by bulls that are used in the bull fighting arenas. The video shows a man coming very close to being trampled during a bull run but surviving unharmed three times in the streets in front of onlookers. The man dressed in black is seen running while competing in a bull run. Several massive bulls with long horns are seen running after him. The first bull approaches the closely, almost hitting him in the back, but he manages to avoid the blow, and the bull crashes into the wall in front of him. The man then runs towards the road, but another bull charges at him, which he narrowly avoids with a small push from the animal. By this time, the first bull got ready to hit him again, and the man had nowhere to go because he was surrounded by running bulls. Another bull charged at him from behind, and the man was unable to see the animal coming from behind. He jumps to move in a different direction, and the two bulls collide and collapse for a brief moment. After this fortunate moment, the man leaps over the fence and blends into the crowd.
The Running of the Bulls is an 875-meter course in front of six fighting bulls accompanied by six tamed bell-oxen that lead the bulls through the narrow streets as far as the bull fighting arena. Ordinarily, the run should just take between 2 to 3 minutes to complete, unless something adverse occurs. In olden days, the butchers were responsible for bringing in the bulls from the ranches and the young apprentice butchers began to accompany the bull minders who would shepherd the bulls up to the bullring. Often, they would run ahead of the bulls to entice them forward. With the passing of time, the event became popular with the general public and the men began to run in front of the bulls instead of remaining behind the animals as the bull minders always do. Although this is a relatively short distance, it is impossible for a runner to cover the whole course. The whole length of the course is completely fenced in which makes it almost impossible for any bulls to escape from the course.
Sounds like Bull to me
A rancher hires a bull for his heifer. When they’re both put in the corral to let nature take it’s course, the rancher’s son climbs up on the fence next to the bull owner’s daughter, who is hanging on the fence watching the action.
The boy scoots a little bit closer to the girl and whispers, “I sure would like to be doing that.”
The girl turns to him and says, “Well, go ahead. It’s your cow.”
In Africa there is an old fable: There was a lion and water buffalo and the Lion decided he was the better animal and attacked and ate the buffalo. He was so proud of his accomplishment that he stood up tall and roared and roared for all the world to hear. The hunter’s heard the roar came and killed the lion. The moral of the story: When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he’s a lot safer than you are right now!
What did the bull say to the attractive female cow?
You’ve got a nice dairyaire.
November 23rd Birthdays
1997 – Laura Marie Johnson, 1997 – Lea Mary Johnson, 1971 – Lisa Arch, 1961 – Robin Roberts
1980 – David Britz , 1977 – Page Kennedy, 1962 – Papa John Schnatter, 1975 – Lucas Grabeel