August 18 Humor

@ A little old lady being pestered by a politician, finally admitted “Well you’re my second choice.” “I’m honored then Mam.” he gushed, “but may I ask who is your first choice?”  She said casually, “Anybody else’s who is running.”

America is the land that people will risk their lives and cross oceans to come to and then are not willing to stand in line to vote to keep it free.

# Rev. Boudreau was a part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Reverend Thibodeau was the minister of the covenant church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read: “The end is near, turn yoo self around now, before it’s too late.” As a car sailed past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “You religious nuts.” From the curve ahead they heard screeching of tires and a big splash. Bordeaux turns to Thibodeau and asks, “Do you think maybe this sign should just say bridge out?