January 29 Humor

* When we were talking about my upcoming trip to Disneyland, one of my coworkers said she would love to live there. Just imagine living in a castle and being awakened every morning by the kiss of a handsome prince. I smiled and shrugged saying this happens to my wife every morning. “Every morning” she questioned, “and you allow it?”

* Watching a particularly romantic ending to a Disney animated video, my five-year-old sighed. “I hope I meet my prince someday,”, she said wistfully. “Of course you will,” I reassured her. “You know, I met my prince the day I met your daddy.” Puzzled she turned to me and said,  “Who was  he?”

@ As a college professor, my husband has published several books. When he finished his latest book, I stopped at the supermarket to get some treats and bought some ice cream and champagne. As the clerk bagged my purchases she asked, “Celebrating something?”   “Yes”, I replied, “My husband just finished a book.”  The young lady thought for a moment and asked, “Is he a slow reader?”