April 1 Humor

There was a small time magician that worked parties and local group’s dinners. One of his tricks was starting with a $20 bill and changing it into a one dollar bill. He was working a party in a local service club and when he did the trick and held up the $1 bill one of the men in the audience yelled out. “He is not a magician, he is a politician.”

@  The judge had gotten involved with the testimony dealing with a cantankerous Kentucky Colonel. Unable to get straight answers from the man the judge said: “They call you a Colonel, what regiment were you in?” The man drawled, “Wall, you see the Colonel in front of my name is like the honorable in front of your name it don’t mean nothin’.”

Little Mary was very surprised when she got a $20 bill for her birthday. She kept in her hands for a long time and sat and looked at it. Her aunt asked “What are you going to do with that $20 Mary?”    ” I am going to take it to Sunday school”, Mary replied.     I guess you want to show it to the teacher and your friends. “Oh, no”, said Mary  “I am going to give it to God. I bet He will be just as surprised as me to get something more than one dollar bills.”