A different day at the beach

It seemed like a comfortable, sunny day at the beach…until the wild pig came swimming, yes swimming in. Wild boar are known to be able swimmers. When the pig was spotted headed to the beach the yelling “run, run” started, but one man was able to grab a shovel and swat the pig with it to drive the pig away from the group of people. Wild pigs in Germany are common and a big nuisance. Last week a naked man was photographed chasing a boar that had stolen his belongings through a park in Berlin. In 2019, Danish authorities built a 42-mile fence spanning the German border, not far from the beach at Schonhagen, in order to keep wild boar out.


Not so Boaring humor

Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What happens when you try to cross a pig with a socialist?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.

Where do flying pigs go? Hogworts

What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis?
Squeal Team 6


August 14th Birthdays

1968 – Halle Barry, 1969 – Catherine Bell, 1997 – Briana Hildebrand
1959 – Magic Johnson, 1950 – Gary Larson, 1945 – Steve Martin


Morning Motivator

Don’t follow your dreams; Chase them.


See revenge of the pigs

When the pigs come swimming in