April 24 Humor

 # As a salesman in a photo supply store and was demonstrating a telescope to customer who recently became interested in stargazing. I pointed out that he could attach his camera to this telescope and take pictures of his celestial findings. “That sounds great,” he said,  “but wouldn’t I need a really big flash.”

 + My husband, Tom, is very proud of his high school and college French, but he never had the chance to use it until our trip to Canada. Driving into Montréal, we are trying to find the Immaculate Conception seminary, but very shortly we became lost. My husband spied a lone  figure on the street corner and pulled over to ask directions. Clearing his throat, Tom said, “Pardon, Monsieur ouest le Seminaire deImmacule Consopetion?” The man looked confused for a moment and then said, “I’m sorry, Mr. I don’t speak French.” Looking rather self-satisfied, Tom rolled up the window, sat back and announced, “he doesn’t speak French, so we will have to find someone else.”

An Irish lad named Sean was doing so well with his furniture business that he decided to take a trip to France. When he returned to Ireland, his friend Brendan asked him, “Why did you go to France and you not speaking a word of the language? How could you make yourself understood?”    “Let me tell you”, said Sean “I met this lass in the park. I drew a picture of plates and food, and so we went out to eat. After drawing a picture of people dancing, we went to a nightclub. “At midnight, could you imagine, she took my pen and drew a picture of the bed.”   “Faith and Begoura” exclaimed Brendan. “How did she know you were in the furniture business?”