April 3 Humor

 * I grew up in a non musical family only one of our five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.

@  Waitress: “Would you like your coffee black”? Customer: “What other colors do you have?”

#  Watching television make me fell really insecure. I found out that our highways are not safe, our houses are not safe, and the public parks are not safe… There is good news though my underarms are completely protected.