April 5 Humor

 * Two inhabitants of hell taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by. The storm dumped several inches of snow. The men looked around in amazment. “What’s going on?” One asked.   “Only thing I can figure,” replied his companion, “Is that the Indians just won the World Series.”

@  In our class on major American writers at Peace College in Raleigh, N.C., we often viewed movies made from novels. One night, a classmate arrived a half-hour late and sat down next to me. Trying to catch up, on what she had missed, she pointed at the actors on the screen and asked, “Which one is Moby Dick?”

#   A husband and wife went to a romantic movie together, as they sat through a love scene she snuggled up to him and asked, “Why don’t you make love to me like that”? He responded, “Do you know how much he gets paid to do that?”