As good as Lassie, only smaller
Eighty-six-year-old Navy Veteran Rudy Armstrong explains, “I sat down in my chair, drank my coffee, and the next thing I know it was after lunch. I couldn’t even get my hand to move and my foot wouldn’t move.” He couldn’t reach his phone to call emergency services. Armstrong lives alone with his furry companion in a houseboat in Oriental, North Carolina. All he could do was talk, so he told his Chihuahua “Bubu” to get help from a dockmaster named Kim. His little dog ran to get help and was able to lead the dockmaster back to Armstrong’s home to assist the paralyzed vet. On Friday, Rudy and Bubu were reunited in the garden of the Hospital.
Chihuahua Chuckles:
A rottweiler, a chihuahua, and a cat all die and appear before the Judgment Seat of Heaven. God asks the rottweiler, “Why should you get into Heaven?”
The rottweiler says, “I protected my family for years, and died saving them from a crazed killer.” God says, “Well done, boy. Come sit at my right hand. How about you, Mr. Snuffles?”
The chihuahua says “I didn’t die heroically, but I did provide love and comfort to an elderly lady in her last years.” “Good enough. Come sit on my left.” God turns to the cat. “How about you? Why should you get into Heaven?”
The cat looks up and calmly says, “because you’re in my chair.”
The chihuahua is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Chihuahuas are a lot like farts…
…only their owners can stand them.
I get embarrassed when my dog sniffs peoples’ crotch
Especially because he’s a chihuahua and I have to lift him up.
August 13th Birthdays
1986 – Elcin Sangu, 1967 – Quinn Cummings, 1986 – Elcin Sangu, 1955 – Betsy King
1988 – Ray Diaz, 1983 -Sebastian Stan, 1951 – Dan Fogelberg, 1997 – Alvaro Rico
Morning Motivator
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.