August 26 Humor

* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not know who he was. The coach responded, “Good, Tell him he is Wayne Gretzky ”

@ I got mugged by a magician. It’s not funny he took my wallet, my watch, in even the silver dollar I had behind my ear.

@ My husband and I had just finished putting our for young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from the three-year-old Eric’s room rushing to his side, he found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny sure he was going to die. No amount of talking to change his mind. Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Eric’s year. Eric was delighted in a flash he snatched the penny for my husband’s hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, “Do it again, Dad.”