August 7 Humor

* One night a teacher with a couple of her girlfriends had some drinks then went to a concert and found it full of young people. They were all in their 40’s and felt somewhat dowdy next to the energetic youngsters. As they left the crowd a tall good looking man came up to her. She was wondering whether his approach would make staying more worthwhile. The handsome hunk said, “Do you remember me? You were my teacher in the third grade.”

# “How do you like the new minister”? A customer asked one of the merchants in small town.    “I haven’t heard him preach, but I like him fine,” said the merchant. “How can you like him if you haven’t heard him?”   ‘I know that he is good, because everyone in town is beginning to pay off their bills.”

What do you get when you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your truck back and you stop drinking.