Double Trouble Dads
Double Trouble Dads
In Brazil, one identical twin brother had a casual fling with a woman who later gave birth to a baby girl. The woman isn’t certain which twin is the dad. She sued. Judge Filipe Luis Peruca ordered Fabricio and Fernando to take DNA tests. Both paternity tests came back a match and neither man would fess up to being the father. He ordered each twin to fork over $60 a month toward child support. That actually helps the child: She’ll be getting twice as much as kids from a similar economic background.
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!” The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?” The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.” The first guy responds, “Sure and begora, and so am I! And to what school would you have been going?” “St. Mary’s.” The first guy gets really excited, and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?” The other guy answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 1964.” The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964.” About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters…”It’s going to be a long night, the Murphy twins are drunk again.”
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “OK,” the judge said, “Tell the court why you want a divorce.”
“Well, your honor,” Dan started, “Every once in a while, my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while, I`d end up making love to her by mistake.” “Surely, there must be some difference between the two women.” the judge said. “You`d better believe there is a difference, your honor. That`s why I want the divorce.” he replied.
I stopped at a bar in Hollywood and asked for a double. The bartender brought out a guy that looked just like me.