Electricity that’s BS

Electricity that’s BS

Four-year-old Ron had a problem. He had a really, really bad itch on his butt. Even though it was almost 11:00 at night he had to do something. So he did what any creative young bull would do…he rubbed his butt against the telephone pole at the East Shawtonhill Farm in Scotland. It felt so good he did it again and again. At 2000 pounds he rubbed so hard he shook the pole and knocked a power transformer off the pole taking the power lines with it. “At 6:00 we went up to feed our cows and it was my husband that noticed the transformer had been knocked off the pole. All the wires were down in the field as well.” The outage affected about 700 homes and gave everyone a laugh.

Itching for a joke?

The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy.
I need to quit making rash decisions.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States. If there is nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.

There’s something making the center of my back itch
But I can’t put my finger on it.

Albert Pujols signed a 10 year contract with the Los Angeles Angels, including $240,000,000 guaranteed making him the highest paid player in baseball. He’s so rich that he can now hire a designated scratcher.