February 10 Humor

* The tragedy of Canada is that they had the opportunity to have French cuisine with British culture, and American technology. Iinstead they ended up with British cuisine American culture, and French technology.

@ The Spokane Washington the police were sponsoring a “Meet the Police” night and showing the public some of their new law enforcement technology. One item was a computer program that could trace a person’s criminal background using just the driver’s license number. Police asked for volunteers in one place and a man pushed to the head of the line and handed them his driver’s license. The police were surprised when the results came back the man was a wanted criminal with several outstanding warrants. He was arrested on the spot.

@ A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer: “Marry a Penguin.”