February 13 Humor

* After my release from the U.S. Navy, I answered an ad for a forklift operator at a bottling company. I was taken on a tour of the plant by the warehouse foreman, who stressed how important it was not to break any bottles. “In the Navy,” I explained, “I wasn’t allowed any mistakes with the forklift.”  “What did you handle?” He asked. “Bombs,” I replied. “Son,” he said, “you’re hired.”

@ It must be a thrill for the astronauts to be up there in outer space: there’s nothing but you and the national debt knowing that everything that’s supporting you was supplied by the lowest bidder.

# The opportunities of man are limited only by his imagination. So few have imagination and perseverance that there are ten thousand fiddlers for one composer.