February 13 Humor

Looking through the want ads last week, came across a job that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally I thought, my eight years of high school are paying off.

@ It must be a thrill for the astronauts to be up there in outer space: there’s nothing but you and taxes the national debt and knowing that everything that’s supporting you was supplied by the lowest bidder.

A reporter was interviewing Sir Winston Churchill. “What do you say, sir,” he asked, “to the prediction that in the year 2020 women will be ruling the world?” Churchill smiled his wise old cherub smile, “They still will, eh?”