February 13 Humor

@ The astronomy class at the University of Toledo seemed easy at first, but as the quarter progressed, the material got more complicated. One day, a professor was discussing a nebular condensation accretion theory, which explains the formation of our solar system. After an hour of note taking, a classmate put down his pencil with a sigh. “You know, he said, this topic was a lot easier back in Sunday school.”

# The opportunities of man are limited only by his imagination. So few have imagination and perseverance that there are ten thousand fiddlers for one composer.

@ It must be a thrill for the astronauts to be up there in outer space: there’s nothing but you and the stars knowing that everything that’s supporting you was supplied by the lowest bidder.