@ I was shopping in the leather goods section of an expensive department store. I was admiring some beautiful but very expensive luggage. The clerk came over asked if I would like any help. I replied, ” I am just looking now, I will be back when I am a millionaire.” His response was quick, “Okay, we will be open until six.”
@ I believe in honesty and integrity. Someone asked me what I would do if I found a million dollars on the street. I said that if it belonged to a poor person I would give it back.
@ A man and wife are in bed watching “Who wants to be a millionaire” the husband says, “Would you like to make love?” The wife says, “No,” the husband asks, “Is that your final answer?” The wife says, “Yes”” The husband says, “Then I would like to call a friend.”