* A man was walking past a woman who was known to have a poison tongue. As he approached she let loose a volley of profanity. When she took a breath he nodded and said, “Thank you, I am well and how are you today?” She loosed the torrent of abuse again and he looked to the sky and said, “You may be right it could rain later today.” Exasperated, the woman said, “The idiot is deaf, there is no point swearing at the man anyway because he does not get it.” The man just walked on his way.
* My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf boyfriend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?