February 17 Humor

* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether  rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.

@ A woman made a right hand turn from the left lane and collided with another car. The driver of the other car angrily asked “Why lady didn’t you signal you were going to turn.”  She did not hesitate for a moment and answered, “Mister, I always turn here.”

# Sign in the English department at the University of Oklahoma read: “Due to budget cuts, we regret to inform you that the light at the end of the tunnel is being turned off effective immediately.”