February 25 Humor

 Traveling from the East Coast to Oregon, I was looking forward to sampling seafood from the Pacific Ocean. At a small open-air restaurant, I selected the clam chowder. “Is it fresh?” I asked the waitress. “Oh, yes,” she replied, “we opened the can just this morning.”

@ A man robbed the St. Louis grocery store and to prevent from being identified he was carrying a spare shirt in his back pocket. In the process of changing while he ran down the street robber forgot he also put his gun in the same pocket. When he reached for the shirt he hit the trigger on the gun and shot himself in the leg.

* Gas prices were so high that one day I went into the gas station and asked them for $1 worth of gas. The attendant reached behind the counter and dabbed a little gasoline behind both my ears.