February 5 Humor

* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything,  the cable repairman.

@ I was working in Seattle, where it’s constantly overcast. When I went online for the five day forecast it said: “Duh!”

* Selling consumer electronics brings in a lot of people who know only what they have seen on TV. I was demonstrating a back seat TV to go into a van. I showed the family that it would play VHS tapes, DVD’s and even get local TV stations. The husband asked, “Does it get cable stations?”