February 7 Humor

@ A medical professor was giving a lecture on childhood diseases showing pictures of various disease’s effects on the children. Some creative student got into his PowerPoint and added some pictures of nudes. The professor did not miss a beat when the first naked girl appeared. He said, “and now here she is all grow up and completely cured.”

% There is a lot going on in Las Vegas. I saw a great heavyweight fight last night, two women at the buffet table fighting over a glazed ham.

*I went to the ballet and saw all these girls dancing on their tip toes. Why don’t they just get taller girls?